 | Adam Sandler | .... | Zohan Dvir |
| John Turturro | .... | The Phantom / Fatoush |
| Emmanuelle Chriqui | .... | Dahlia |
| Nick Swardson | .... | Michael |
| Lainie Kazan | .... | Gail |
| Ido Mosseri | .... | Oori |
| Rob Schneider | .... | Salim |
| Dave Matthews | .... | James |
| Michael Buffer | .... | Walbridge |
| Charlotte Rae | .... | Mrs. Greenhouse |
| Keana Texeira | .... | Rock-throwing Girl |
| Sayed Badreya | .... | Hamdi |
| Daoud Heidami | .... | Nasi |
| Kevin Nealon | .... | Kevin |
| Robert Smigel | .... | Yosi |
| Dina Doronne | .... | Zohan's Mother |
| Shelley Berman | .... | Zohan's Father |
| Chris Rock | .... | Taxi Driver |
| Mariah Carey | .... | Herself |
| John McEnroe | .... | Himself |
| George Takei | .... | Himself |
| Bruce Vilanch | .... | Himself |
| John Paul DeJoria | .... | Paul Mitchell |
| Alec Mapa | .... | Claude |
| Ahmed Ahmed | .... | Waleed |
| Ben Wise | .... | Yitzhak |
| John Farley | .... | Tom |
| Joseph Marshak | .... | Pinchas |
| Guri Weinberg | .... | Aharon |
| Danny A. Abeckaser | .... | Ze'ev |
| Ido Mor | .... | Hassan |
| Mousa Hussein Kraish | .... | Bashir |
| Roni Levy | .... | Ephraim |
| Reuven Bar-Yotam | .... | Levi |
| Barry Livingston | .... | Gray Kleibolt |
| Rick Gifford | .... | Philip |
| Daniel Browning Smith | .... | Real Estate Agent |
| Tyler Spindel | .... | Doorman |
| Julia Wolov | .... | Mariah's Assistant #1 |
| Dana Min Goodman | .... | Mariah's Assistant #2 |
| Todd Holland | .... | Fred |
| Kevin Grady | .... | Coleman |
| Bobby Tisdale | .... | Skizzy |
| Herzl Tobey | .... | Yaron |
| Ori Pfeffer | .... | Second Commander |
| Alex Luria | .... | Koby |
| Guy Oseary | .... | Avi |
| Yinon Sapir | .... | Danny |
| Donna Feldman | .... | Michal |
| Yamit Sol | .... | Dorit |
| Naama Nativ | .... | Sara |
| Dennis Dugan | .... | Homeless Guy |
| Gerry Del Sol | .... | Exploded Shop Owner |
| Shulie Cowen | .... | Debbie |
| Maysoon Zayed | .... | Nadira |
| Helen Siff | .... | Mrs. Skitzer |
| Betty Murphy | .... | Mrs. Haynes |
| Cynthia Frost | .... | Mrs. Paulson |
| Anna Berger | .... | Older Lady in Salon #1 |
| Susan Grace | .... | Older Lady in Salon #2 |
| Bunny Levine | .... | Older Lady in Salon #3 |
| Norma Michaels | .... | Older Lady in Salon #4 |
| Marjorie Loomis | .... | Older Lady in Salon #5 |
| Carol Schlanger | .... | Older Lady in Salon #6 |
| Edith Wolfrey | .... | Older Lady in Salon #7 |
| Phoebe Dorin | .... | Older Lady in Salon #8 |
| Lina So | .... | Hip Salon Receptionist |
| Eloise DeJoria | .... | Blonde at Salon |
| Vanessa Long | .... | Catty Hairdresser |
| Donielle Artese | .... | African American Salon Owner |
| Adria Tennor | .... | Kids' Salon Owner |
| Blake Bertrand | .... | Little Boy |
| Sid Ganis | .... | Doctor |
| Laurie Meghan Phelps | .... | Plus Size Girl at Disco |
| Kenneth Greenaway | .... | DJ |
| Constance Barron | .... | First Woman in Cab #1 |
| Kristen Lowman | .... | First Woman in Cab #2 |
| Penelope Windust | .... | Second Woman in Cab #1 |
| Kathleen Noone | .... | Second Woman in Cab #2 |
| Christopher Innvar | .... | Angry Tall Driver |
| Ray Garvey | .... | Truck Driver |
| Barbara Ann Davison | .... | Dog Owner |
| Eric Lamonsoff | .... | Hamdi's Passenger |
| Conner Wiles | .... | Boy Customer |
| Jennifer De Minco | .... | Arguing Female Customer |
| Nicole Bennett | .... | Walbridge's Girlfriend |
| Edmund Lyndeck | .... | Pharmacist |
| Lily Javaherpour | .... | Inaz |
| Kristina Haddad | .... | Hamdi's Wife (voice) |
| Larry Marko | .... | Phantom's Trainer |
| Anne Marie Howard | .... | Reporter |
| Veerta Motiani | .... | Beach Girl |
| Billy Concha | .... | Kayaker |
| Marco Khan | .... | Terrorist with Hand |
| Sam Sagheb | .... | Disco Merchant #1 |
| Latif Marotti | .... | Disco Merchant #2 |
| Christian Reeve | .... | Disco Merchant #3 |
| Christa Texeira | .... | Ruth |
| Jonah Texeira | .... | Jakob |
| Seth Texeira | .... | Zeb |
| Sophie Texeira | .... | Alena |
| Aesop Aquarian | .... | Rabbi (uncredited) |
| Jordan Ashbrook | .... | Hot girl in club (uncredited) |
| Moran Atias | .... | Eti (uncredited) |
| Ashley Ausburn | .... | Girl at Mall (uncredited) |
| Barbara Jean Barrielle | .... | Cheerleader (uncredited) |
| Mike Basone | .... | Israeli Fan (uncredited) |
| Mike Batayeh | .... | Fry cook (uncredited) |
| Robert Benny | .... | Autograph Seeker #1 (uncredited) |
| Melanie Bulujian | .... | Israeli Dancer (uncredited) |
| Monica Cabral | .... | Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl (uncredited) |
| Kevin Cannon | .... | Times Square Crazy Man (uncredited) |
| Ella Christopher | .... | Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |
| Cheryl Cosenza | .... | Ribbon Cutting Girl (uncredited) |
| Rossie Cottrell | .... | Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |
| Joseph DeLuca | .... | Hot dog vendor (uncredited) |
| Dom DeLuise | .... | Himself (uncredited) |
| John Duerler | .... | Electronic Store customer (uncredited) |
| Michelle Elyse | .... | Night club dancer (uncredited) |
| Marshall Factora | .... | Airline Terminal Passenger (uncredited) |
| Eric Feliciano | .... | Israeli Fan (uncredited) |
| Ian Fisher | .... | Disco Merchant (uncredited) |
| Elaine Anne Furst | .... | Salon patron (uncredited) |
| Maite Garcia | .... | Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |
| Leslie Garza | .... | Disco hip girl (uncredited) |
| Jessica Mei Gershen | .... | Girl in club (uncredited) |
| Nikki Giavasis | .... | Waitress (uncredited) |
| Ronald E. Giles | .... | Commuter (uncredited) |
| Sepideh Haftgoli | .... | Israeli Soldier (uncredited) |
| Zahra Heydari | .... | Dalohan Receptionist (uncredited) |
| Seth Howard | .... | Party Guy (uncredited) |
| Kevin James | .... | Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge (uncredited) |
| Paul Jeans | .... | Hotel Manager (uncredited) |
| Dave Johnson | .... | Spectator (uncredited) |
| Todd Justin | .... | Night Club Bouncer (uncredited) |
| Sam Kalidi | .... | Amir - Bearded Man (uncredited) |
| Rock Kohli | .... | Vendor with no Fizzi Bubblech (uncredited) |
| Mark Kubr | .... | Criminal #3 (uncredited) |
| Timothy Dean Lee | .... | Shocked Businessman (uncredited) |
| Paula Lemes | .... | Go Go Dancer (uncredited) |
| Sharlene Grover | .... | Israeli Soldier (uncredited) |
| Roni Meron | .... | Hot Girl / Waitress (uncredited) |
| Nicole Montano | .... | Cheerleader (uncredited) |
| Rachel Mower | .... | Girl In Park (uncredited) |
| Rachael Murphy | .... | Girl in club (uncredited) |
| Bibiana Navas | .... | Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |
| Christina Neferis | .... | Hacky Sack Fan (uncredited) |
| Hash Patel | .... | International Newstand Owner (uncredited) |
| Dianne Perry | .... | Phantom's Wife (uncredited) |
| Klavdia Ramnareine | .... | The hot chick (uncredited) |
| Rob Shapiro | .... | Scorekeeper (uncredited) |
| Terrie Snell | .... | Woman in Beauty Shop (uncredited) |
| Chris Spinelli | .... | Angry Palestinian (uncredited) |
| Arne Starr | .... | Israeli Weapons Trainer (uncredited) |
| Riley Thomas Stewart | .... | Little Boy #2 (uncredited) |
| Ryan Phillip Thomas | .... | Angry Palestinian (uncredited) |
| Uzimann | .... | Cafe Customer (uncredited) |
| Dave Vij | .... | Disco-Tech (uncredited) |
| Holly Weber | .... | Girlfriend (uncredited) |
| Molly Weiner | .... | Salon Patron (uncredited) |
| Joe Van Wie | .... | Hotdog Patron (uncredited) |
| Henry Winkler | .... | Limousine Passenger (uncredited) |
| Mark Winn | .... | News Cameraman (uncredited) |
| Saye Yabandeh | .... | Girlfriend (uncredited) |
| Julius Zagon | .... | Ukrossi (uncredited) |
| David Zahedian | .... | Phantom's Best Friend (uncredited) |
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
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